There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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