Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
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