The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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