I just cut my nipple shaving
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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