Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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