so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
So many bounce houses so little time
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
Randomize
