similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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