I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
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