id be glad to
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
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That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
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I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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