Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
I'm determined to sit on that face.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
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