she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
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That was an excessively violent trivia night
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
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My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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