doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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