He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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