I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
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