talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
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