rhymes with "ouble enetration"
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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