I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Your penis caused this!
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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