Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
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