I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
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But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
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The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
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