And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
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Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
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Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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