oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
