Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
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