it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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