If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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