is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
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Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
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I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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