that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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