is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
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I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
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I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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