Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
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The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
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He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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