I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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