is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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