My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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