actually, I'm a sock model
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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