stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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