Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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