The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
It's blow job season.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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