I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
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