Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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