you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
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