i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
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I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
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Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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