alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
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