she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
Randomize
