A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
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keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
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Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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