I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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