It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Randomize
