idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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