Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
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well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
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Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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