I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
My dick has a subreddit
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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