dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
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Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
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Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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