Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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