dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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