Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
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I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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