I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
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