One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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