I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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