We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
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