U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
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Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
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Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
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