i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
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We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
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The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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