well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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